MEOW-10 Feline Body Armor

The MEOW-10 provides every tactical cat with a sense of invincibility as they work their nightly routines of prowling and hunting.

 

Nightly prowls, territorial patrols or stealth hunting, there’s no telling what situation will require that one extra life. The MEOW-10 protects the unofficial mascot of the internet from harm or fowl.

 

Once on, the MEOW-10 allows your tactical cat to slink in and around the neighborhood with an attitude of casual indifference. Its flexible structure and finite balance enhances their natural ability to squeeze through tight spaces, scale tall structures, to right themselves from awkward falls and to land on all paws.

 

With the MEOW-10, the tactical cat has an outward appearance of fierceness but is easily deployed for shock and awwwww.

 

Available Colors: Calico, Orange Tabby, Black, White, Harlequin, Smoke

 

Accessories: catnip MOLLE attachment, red dot laser, rubber mouse MOLLE attachment. Optional clip available to hold the cone of shame firmly in place.

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Aaaaaaaaaand, it's April

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It's gone now, I wish you could've seen it"
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Okay, I'll cop to it.

You got me.

I first posted this within 10 minutes of you starting the thread:

"For fuck's sake. And we had a bajillion page topic about Surefire making useless shit."

I took it down to reset the trap, but I'm a man of honor and promised to put it back up once someone called out the joke.

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What is left when honor is lost?

Kilroy posted:

MEOW-10 Feline Body Armor

The MEOW-10 provides every tactical cat with a sense of invincibility as they work their nightly routines of prowling and hunting.

 

Nightly prowls, territorial patrols or stealth hunting, there’s no telling what situation will require that one extra life. The MEOW-10 protects the unofficial mascot of the internet from harm or fowl.

 

Once on, the MEOW-10 allows your tactical cat to slink in and around the neighborhood with an attitude of casual indifference. Its flexible structure and finite balance enhances their natural ability to squeeze through tight spaces, scale tall structures, to right themselves from awkward falls and to land on all paws.

 

With the MEOW-10, the tactical cat has an outward appearance of fierceness but is easily deployed for shock and awwwww.

 

Available Colors: Calico, Orange Tabby, Black, White, Harlequin, Smoke

 

Accessories: catnip MOLLE attachment, red dot laser, rubber mouse MOLLE attachment. Optional clip available to hold the cone of shame firmly in place.

Feline body armor, used by military working cats!

https://www.facebook.com/Milit...NEWSFEED&fref=nf

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CAMedic posted:

I bet Consig buys some...

Umm, I don't know. Nowhere is Multi-cam with embroidered  HK logos listed.  That man has his standards.

 Available Colors: Calico, Orange Tabby, Black, White, Harlequin, Smoke

 

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Moustache_6 posted:
Linz posted:
Kilroy posted:

And....heavy enough so as to NOT float.

Certainly not with the level III plate option.

FYI:

Neutral buoyancy and positive buoyancy rifle plates exist

Certainly...but LinzInc will not be offering them for felines.

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